Today in Insurrectionist news

Some idiot decided to attack the Cincinnati field office of the FBI with an AR-15 and a nail gun. So much for my theory that MAGA egalitarians do not act alone. He has now joined Ashli Babbitt among the heroes of MAGA.

So, does this mean that there just may be legions of MAGA foot soldiers around the nation waiting to defend the honor of Donald Trump?

No. He was one of the January 6th crew. On that day, no one was held back. Most of the rioters were just sympathizers. The ones who are dangerous are being rounded up. I suspect that today's Zero thought they were coming for him next, so he wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.

It turns out that FBI agents are better shots than most anyone in MAGA. Oops. He was either doing suicide by cop or had delusions of grandeur. Either way, he is an example for anyone stupid enough to shoot at federal officers. Lucky for him, God is kind hearted toward children and fools.

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